this is the story of a girl...

bowtieintervention:

alice-carroll:

letsseerecovery:

wherearemyhipbones:

shrink-a-delic:

amorbidchild:

we-are-the-restless:

niekobaby:

my life on a plate

Fuck you. A girl who’s into gaming AND playing guitar…? That’s perfection in my eyes…

wat?

….redheads?

Well, damn… That means I’d be single for LIFE if I actually followed this.. I’m into Girls with tats and piercings and redheads and bisexuals and guitar/gamer girls and Asian women. So frankly, whoever made the original picture before the FUCK OFF was added… GO FUCK YOURSELF. You’re most likely forever alone.

So I am 2, 4, 7, and definitely 10.

“Women that need rescuing will eventually look to another man to rescue her from you.”

I always do this. Every time.

I’m too fucked up. No one wants a fucked up girl..

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK

i actually laughed out loud i can’t even

Oh Lawd. 
Just… What?
All these reasons are crap. Also, I feel like hair colour doesn’t really have anything to do with any of the other reasons. 

Whoever wrote this, good luck finding a girl you can date. You’ll need it.